I wear jalapeños on my rocket and thrust it in the pineapple pizza wrapped around it.
This ain’t your fathers pizza coitus, jack! EXTREME!!!
Its your fault for telling us how sexy and fuckable pineapple pizzas are.
Some say it was a fault, I say it was my sweet and spicy pleasure.
I have not eaten a good pizza in ages😢 and I am hungry
Erotic pizza talk aside, look up recipes for making pizza in a cast iron skillet. Some of the best pizza you’ll ever have and it takes very little effort once you get the motions down. Treat yo self!
Update, I bought myself a nice chunky cheesy pineapple pizza with capsicum, jalapeno, tomatoes, cottage cheese and some chillies. It was from a nice local pizza bakery for $10. I got to eat a piece of heaven in many years.
Too lazy to cook a damn pizza. I am only good enough for omelettes, oats and shakes. At some point I will start cooking more intricate stuff.
